Kylie Jenner names her baby "Donut"

just kidding. But it was a viable option because in Keeping Up With The Kardashians, Kylie sent all of her sisters pink donuts, which viewers speculated was her gender reveal.

Another theory was that Kylie was Kim's surrogate. Kim showed off her new baby's name, Chicago, with donuts! They couldn't have hired a better bakery that actually can make a legible G and a better heart?

Kylie Jenner hid her pregnancy with Travis Scott from the world by her photoshopping skills, decoy ferraris, and help from her Mom-ager, Kris Jenner. She made the big announcement of the birth of her daughter on Super Bowl Sunday, which almost cancelled the game.

After all this hype, she decided to name her baby Stormi.

Yes, Stormi.

Like the stripper who slapped Trump with a Forbes, Stormy.

Thank goodness it's not Donut because that will be my (very far in the future) baby's name.