If the RHOBH were donuts
but they wouldn't be donuts because they don't eat donuts.
Kyle never misses the opportunity to mention how she was a former child-actress and how she now produces her own television show, American Woman. So since she is a star, a Glitter Donut could not be more fitting. She's glamorous. She's rich. She's...Kyle Richardonuts.
@goglazed
would definitely be a Rosé All Day Donut from Glazed and Infused Doughnuts in Chicago, IL. Lisa has her own line of sangria, LVP Sangria. Her pink sangria is made from Spanish rosé and red wine. Her daughter, Pandora Vanderpump, also has a rosé, called Vanderpump Rosé. Apparently they taste different? I suggest Lisa sells these donuts in one of her restaurants.
Oh, and Lisa claims she owns the color pink too.
@mybsweet
Erika Girard is also a performer known as Erika Jayne. This makes Erika a Glazed Ice-Cream Stuffed Donut because Erika G. is "normal-er," "cold," and more "plain," but when you bite into this donut, you get Erika J. because you never know what you are going to get with her, besides a whole lot of deliciousness and color!
is a glazed donut because she is always dressed so classic and chic. But, donut be fooled. Everyone loves a classic glazed donut ring, but not everyone loves Lisa Rinna.
@thelocaldonut
No one can really tell what accent Dorit has- it's like a mixture between Irish, English, Jamaican, Scottish, and every other accent that exists. Because of this, Dorit would be a French Cruller because it implies that it's from France, but it actually was originated in Germany with a name that comes from the Dutch language but is mainly found in Canada and New England sooooo like this is so Dorit.
With a made-up job as an Accountability Coach, Teddi encourages her "clients" to eat healthy and work out with a daily text reminder (I would block her number). She loves to workout (who is she?), so it's only fitting for her to be a Maple Glazed Donut Flavored Protein Bar...I have a feeling these are like the bars Lindsay Lohan gives Rachael McAdams to lose weight in Mean Girls.
Catch The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills every Tuesday at 9/8 Central on Bravo!
xoxo,
The Donut Queen
